To coffee or not to coffee

You know how to coffee, but do you know how to coffee? Getting coffee is one of the strangest things ever, it could be just coffee or it could end up being JUST COFFEE! Like the way it ends up is totally unpredictable and strange and weird but it's just coffee so why should you worry, right? But then the little voice in your head screams, it could be just coffee so everything goes crazy and you start panicking. Well panic no more since I have a few, no not tips, not even tricks, but some random analogies for those of you questioning the concept of a coffee date.

1. A coffee date is like this water bottle:

Look at that water bottle. It's like any normal water bottle. Nothing special about it except that it's gray! You look at it and you are like hey it's just a water bottle but then you do a double take and then you realize it's gray, it's not your run of the mill water bottle it is a gray water bottle which changes everything as you know it! Similarly going for coffee is the same way, you first think about it and you're like it's just coffee, there's nothing strange about it but then like the gray water bottle the more you think about it the more foreign the concept gets and then you can't stop thinking about it. Like your coffee date is just a water bottle, but it's a gray water bottle so it's kinda odd. 

2. A coffee date is like a kitty:

It's so fluffy!!! It's so adorable! It's out to eat your soul!!! Wait, what? Yeah kitties, they're cute, they're nice but they also want to one day take over your soul. Not saying your coffee date is going to do this, at least you better hope not.... But the date itself is like the cat. You think the date is going to be simple and easy but at the same time the whole date is a devious scheme set by societal norms trying to make dating an adult thing. 

3.  A coffee date is like Yoshi:

He can eat practically anything and if he can't eat it he'll just spit it out. THIS IS NOT PERMISSION TO DO A SPIT TAKE ON YOUR DATE! All I'm saying is you can try out the date and if you don't like it you'll just "spit it out" and move on with your life.

4. A coffee date is like pie:

"Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface. But sometimes, there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie." ~Dr. Horrible

Do you stress about pie? (the answer is no) See, no one stresses about pie. Don't think too much about your coffee date because even though it seems simple then complicated and then simple. It has a third even deeper level and it's just the same as the top simple layer. So don't worry, don't over think, just go out and enjoy yourself because even though it could be just coffee for now, it is just coffee. 

"Peace!

But not literally...."

Yasha the Magnificent