The Gravity Awards-Whoops I mean the Oscars

So the Oscars were last night. Yeah it's a thing. It happened. Freaking Gravity took almost every single award that it was nominated for. Some of the acceptance speeches were amusing. Like the one with all the puns. It inspired my new favorite pick up line (*wink wink*): Hey I might not know much about gravity, but I am attracted to you ;) and  it caused lots of anger. At one point gloves and dead moss green socks* were thrown at the screen in anger of Gravity sweeping all of the awards. Well besides best actress, Cate Blanchett won that one and then went on and on and on ( and on and on and on...) during her acceptance speech. Seriously though, I think the only reason they let her talk for so long was seriously because everyone was sick of Gravity winning EVERY.SINGLE.FREAKING.AWARD!



 I can't talk much because I haven't personally watched the movie, but there were some other great competitors. Like Leonardo DiCaprio. Poor, poor Leo. He didn't win an Oscar, he didn't get to be in the celeb selfie, he didn't even get a slice of pizza... Like seriously, you should have seen his face when Ellen was giving the celebs pizzas, he was just like, "Umm.. Hello? Hey Ellen I think you forgot me over here! I want a slice too, no okay then...." My heart literally broke at how sad he looked, he was like a lost puppy who just wanted a snack but was brutally rejected by none other than Ellen DeGeneres.


And then she scared him! She freaking scared him by just randomly popping up behind him and Sandra Bullock! Look at his face. That is the face of one very terrified man. Seriously Ellen. What were you even thinking when you decided to scare the poor man?

Back to poor Leo though, the whole night he's probably like well at least this day couldn't get any worse, and then BAM! Nevermind... I guess I just proved myself wrong. Seriously, last night was not his night. He probably went home and cried himself to sleep :(

And then J Law (for those who don't speak celeb, that's Jennifer Lawrence) she tripped. Again... yeah, I think it might just be her own personal game. Let's see if I can get the world record for the greatest number of times tripping/falling at awards ceremonies! Yeah that's totally what she's doing. Don't judge. I don't see you wearing your necklace backwards (obscure Oscar humor,[don't worry about it, it's necessary for any serious blog]).

Well now that I've gotten through all the technical stuff that everyone's been buzzing about, let's get to the real news. FROZEN WON both best animated feature and best original song. And Idina Menzel sang, OMG!!! while her performance definitely wasn't her best (but cut her some slack, she has a Broadway show opening this week) it was still fantastic. Plus did you see the set. They made it all sparkly and then they had the chandelier from the ice palace! It was just too perfect and I'm not going to lie, it kind of made my night life!

Also the cutest moment ever at the Oscars was the acceptance speech made by Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez. Like seriously watch the acceptance speech, if it is not the most adorable acceptance speech you have heard, you sir (or madam) do not know what is life!

But yeah I think this is all I have to say about the Oscars. In all honestly there were probably a lot of other awards given out and a lot of other stuff probably happened too (I mean it was an awards show, kinda obvious don't you think?) but this was the really important stuff. So I mean while you don't know who won the best picture of the year (I'll help you out, it was 12 Years a Slave, and you didn't get to watch Brad Pitt eat pizza, at least you know that J Law fell again, Robert and Kristen Lopez are like the cutest couple in the world, and Ellen is amazing (but you already knew that). Also I know this post was uber long so if you stayed and read this far you are a fantabulous person and you deserve an Oscar just for that (sorry Leo)!

Toodles!

PS: So I may have totally pigged out while writing this post and I just want to give an update that Twix and tea tastes really delicious and you should all try it out. Also if you have any other odd food suggestions (other than popcorn and ice cream), comment down below and I'll give it a try.

*Dead moss green socks: I have socks. They have pairs....somewhere. I don't wear matching socks, EVER. It's not that I don't want to wear mismatched socks, I really want to have matching socks but it's a tough sock eat sock world that causes me to wear mismatching socks. Well anyways I was wearing socks and my friend said "ooh they're both shades of green" and I responded with "Yeah totally" even though one of them was really a brown sock.. but anyways, later he called me out on my brown sock and I had to explain that the shade of my sock was dead moss green, it's a little known crayola color just like these:

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