Unless you live under a rock (hey I don't judge, I love Patrick), you might have noticed the increased frequency with which people use the term potato. It has evolved into more than just a vegetable. It is life. Seriously if you just randomly bring it up during a conversation, no one will even question why or for what reason you brought it up. potato
I mean seriously nowadays a potato is definitely more that just food. It has become a standard of comparison. No longer are friends being compared to stars, balloons, or trees that will eventually be chopped down. Now the new standard for friendship is through potatoes.
I guess you could also say potatoes are promoting cannibalism, but shhhh...
Also the other thing about potatoes is that they are a great romantic gesture. I mean think about it wouldn't you much rather have a bouquet of potatoes on Valentine's day rather than flowers? You can actually use the potatoes for something instead of just getting flowers and watching them slowly and painfully wither and die...
I think that's enough said. Potatoes are awesome. Your friend's a potato. Your love life is a potato. You are a potato.
Keep your eyes peeled,
Yasha the Magnificent!
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