Snowman do's and don'ts

After the whole Frozen boom you heard children all across the nation asking each other, "Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman." Obviously these children are misguided plebeians. If you're going to set out on a quest to make a snowman, you have to do it right. Here is a list of places where you can and can't make a snowman.



Can: Ice Castles

It's a palace made of ice! Of course it would be the perfect place to build a snowman. The snow would never melt because it's surrounded by ice! Plus you get a really great view whenever you are bored and the cold never bothered you anyways. 

Can't: Saunas

Contrary to popular belief a sauna is actually not the best place to build a snowman. It might be the the fact that it's indoors that makes it not ideal. Oh wait, actually I think it's because it's like 5 billion degrees inside a sauna. Like seriously what were you even thinking when you thought a sauna would be a good place to make a snowman? Let me clarify, we're making a snowman, not a puddle!

Can: Corona

SPOILER! Flynn and Rapunzel didn't really go to Arendelle for the coronation. They actually traveled that far so they could make the perfect snowman

Can't: Arendelle

If you ever want to build a snowman, Elsa will just create snow! So if you're ever sick of the weather just build a snowman and all your worries will go away! Snowmen are like the snickers of bad moods...

Can: In summer

 The hot and the cold are both so intense, put 'em together it just makes sense! Seriously, if you can give your snowman a personal flurry there is nothing stopping you from making the snowman in summer. 

Can't: Cleveland

The weather is too bipolar. You'll start building that snowman and it'll all melt. Don't even bother. Just go back inside to your room and read a blog or something. There is nothing good out there all thought of seasons is a lie. 

Forever hating this weather,

Yasha the Magnificent